Bagged Milk: A How to Guide

It has been brought to my attention that many people (especially Americans) do not know of the wonder that is bagged milk. In fact, whenever I mention that Canadians have the choice of drinking milk from bags, my Americans friends are filled with disgust. Milk in a bag? How disgusting is that!

But observe my friends. Observe just how useful bagged milk proves to be. Not only can you tell if the milk has expired without having to pour it all over your cereal first, it also tastes fresher.

How does this 8th wonder of the world work, you ask? Well you've come to the right place. I present to you...

Bagged Milk: A How-to by Vappy:

Step 1: Open up fridge. Locate milk. The bag on the bottom contains refills.
 

 

Step 2: Find pitcher, where milk is contained.

 

Step 3: If the pitcher has no milk in it, you must refill the milk. Said milk can be found in this here bag (the type/make of milk may vary).

 

Step 4: Inside the large bag of milk are smaller bags of milk. Remove one bag.

 

Step 5: Put the milk in the pitcher. Cut a hole in the top corner of the bag so that milk can escape whenever necessary.

 

Step 6: Pour milk into a glass.

 

Step 7: Realize how much you hate the taste of milk, and end up pouring it down the sink because nobody else will drink it (results may vary).

Check out these other bagged-milk websites!

The Canadian Milk Bag

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